Just because we love rubbing it in, here's what summer (or Florida in the winter) can bring!
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Cheeze it, it's the cops!
Well, we're not really "cheezing it" and the cops in this dramatization are imaginary. However, we do have a very super secret shipment of 2010 Alite 40s that just arrived. That's why we're only talking about it on the interwebs, the most secret place there is!
Anyhoo... we need these things gone before KHS realizes that we still have them. Think of it this way, if your mom gives you candy and you don't eat it all will she give you more candy if she knows? Nope. We've got the same problem, but KHS is our mom and we've been naughty (I swear if I get one dirty comment from this there's going to be hell to pay!). Therefore, we need 'em gone before someone else notices. To do that, we're doing this:
1) Mark them down $1,000,020 from $1,000,219.99 to $199.99
2) Give anyone who buys one a free U-Lock
3) Include 10 years of free tune-ups
4) ?
5) Profit!
Good plan! Damn Good Bikes on 10! 12345678910! D A M N G O O D B I K E S! Now.... BREAK!
Anyhoo... we need these things gone before KHS realizes that we still have them. Think of it this way, if your mom gives you candy and you don't eat it all will she give you more candy if she knows? Nope. We've got the same problem, but KHS is our mom and we've been naughty (I swear if I get one dirty comment from this there's going to be hell to pay!). Therefore, we need 'em gone before someone else notices. To do that, we're doing this:
1) Mark them down $1,000,020 from $1,000,219.99 to $199.99
2) Give anyone who buys one a free U-Lock
3) Include 10 years of free tune-ups
4) ?
5) Profit!
Good plan! Damn Good Bikes on 10! 12345678910! D A M N G O O D B I K E S! Now.... BREAK!
Saturday, January 1, 2011
New Years Sale!
We're taking $10 off all remaining in stock 2010s to help ring in the new year! To make this year even sweeter, we're taking $20 off all remaining 2009s!!! Take that 2011!
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
More new bikes!
Not content to live with what we have in terms of bike selection, DGB has decided to expand the lineup even more. To better serve our customers we've decided to carry a selection of kids bikes and Tri equipped bikes just in time for the holiday season! The kids bikes are everything from MTBs to BMX and all priced under $300! Our Tri Bikes are fully equipped road bikes from KHS and Kona that come with Areobars, clipless pedals, bento box, and water bottles/cages! Not bad huh?
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Break the Silence!
Hi all,
It's been several long weeks since the last post... My bad. I was just saving up a little fun for you! What's the fun? Well, there's a new damn good bike in town. Yep, Kona has joined the Damn Good Bikes team! Let's all give them a round of applause!
*crickets*
Oh right, I have to introduce them before you clap! Am I fired? No? Keep Going? Stop writing down what you're saying?!? Oh, sorry. Well, Kona makes some fantastic bikes for mountain, dirt, and road riding. All their bikes incorporate ridiculous components into a sexy frame style and solid specs. We have, however, chosen the best of the best to carry at Damn Good Bikes. Here's the rundown of the first few lines we will feature... in an analogy designed to remind you that you were the nerd in high school:
Hardtail:
Fire mountain (MSRP: $599.99): Captain of the volleyball team. Makes all the boys stop and drool. Think Alite 500 with a Dart 1 fork and hydraulic disk breaks!
Nunu (MSRP: $749.99): Cheerleader captain. All the pomp of the Fire Mountain with some added sex in the components!
29er:
Kahuna (MSRP: $1049.99): The Nunu's younger prettier sister. Think Deore and Tora and bigger, um, wheels!
Road:
Zing (MSRP: $1049.99): Zing's the QB of your HS football team. Clean cut and has the endurance of a starter. 7005 aluminum body with carbon in the fork.
Cross:
Jake (MSRP: $999.99): Jake's the running back on the football team. Rugged, dependable, and versatile. It's every girl's dream! All 7005 body and fork.
City:
AfricaBike 3 (MSRP: 449.99): The humanitarian. Sturdy and dedicated. For every two Kona sells they donate one to an African in need. 7005 body built for the harsh African climate.
Hybrid:
Dew (MSRP: $409): The nerd. Straight and narrow, efficient and straight to the point. Light weight components and aggressive geometry for a faster commute.
*sob*
This is just the first few lines we're ordering. We'll fill out selection eventually. In fact, some of these bikes won't arrive till January (I'm looking at you DEW). Others will be here for November. You're welcome!
It's been several long weeks since the last post... My bad. I was just saving up a little fun for you! What's the fun? Well, there's a new damn good bike in town. Yep, Kona has joined the Damn Good Bikes team! Let's all give them a round of applause!
*crickets*
Oh right, I have to introduce them before you clap! Am I fired? No? Keep Going? Stop writing down what you're saying?!? Oh, sorry. Well, Kona makes some fantastic bikes for mountain, dirt, and road riding. All their bikes incorporate ridiculous components into a sexy frame style and solid specs. We have, however, chosen the best of the best to carry at Damn Good Bikes. Here's the rundown of the first few lines we will feature... in an analogy designed to remind you that you were the nerd in high school:
Hardtail:
Fire mountain (MSRP: $599.99): Captain of the volleyball team. Makes all the boys stop and drool. Think Alite 500 with a Dart 1 fork and hydraulic disk breaks!
Nunu (MSRP: $749.99): Cheerleader captain. All the pomp of the Fire Mountain with some added sex in the components!
29er:
Kahuna (MSRP: $1049.99): The Nunu's younger prettier sister. Think Deore and Tora and bigger, um, wheels!
Road:
Zing (MSRP: $1049.99): Zing's the QB of your HS football team. Clean cut and has the endurance of a starter. 7005 aluminum body with carbon in the fork.
Cross:
Jake (MSRP: $999.99): Jake's the running back on the football team. Rugged, dependable, and versatile. It's every girl's dream! All 7005 body and fork.
City:
AfricaBike 3 (MSRP: 449.99): The humanitarian. Sturdy and dedicated. For every two Kona sells they donate one to an African in need. 7005 body built for the harsh African climate.
Hybrid:
Dew (MSRP: $409): The nerd. Straight and narrow, efficient and straight to the point. Light weight components and aggressive geometry for a faster commute.
*sob*
This is just the first few lines we're ordering. We'll fill out selection eventually. In fact, some of these bikes won't arrive till January (I'm looking at you DEW). Others will be here for November. You're welcome!
Friday, September 10, 2010
Ridiculous!
So the end of the 2010 model year is upon us and amazingly enough the warehouse has some 2009s left in stock! We were able to pick up a select few of those bikes at ridiculous prices and we're passing the savings onto you! These are closeouts and one offs so don't expect to be finding deals like this every day. Here's the short list:
KHS Alite 1000: Red 21" or Green 21" $549.99, SAVE $260!
KHS DJ50: Yellow Small $449.99, SAVE $100!
KHS DJ24: Grey $399.99, SAVE $100!
KHS Alite 150: Red 19" or Grey 19", 349.99, Save $90!
KHS Alite 1000: Red 21" or Green 21" $549.99, SAVE $260!
KHS DJ50: Yellow Small $449.99, SAVE $100!
KHS DJ24: Grey $399.99, SAVE $100!
KHS Alite 150: Red 19" or Grey 19", 349.99, Save $90!
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
End of the model year Clearance!
Those 2011 bikes we've all bee waiting for are beginning to arrive! That means not only that there's new eye candy in the shop, but also that the remaining 2009 MY bikes have to go! We're slashing our already reduced prices to clear these bikes out! Look for the Green slashed prices for discounts! Our bikes don't get any cheaper than this so stop in and get them while they last!
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