Well, we're not really "cheezing it" and the cops in this dramatization are imaginary. However, we do have a very super secret shipment of 2010 Alite 40s that just arrived. That's why we're only talking about it on the interwebs, the most secret place there is!
Anyhoo... we need these things gone before KHS realizes that we still have them. Think of it this way, if your mom gives you candy and you don't eat it all will she give you more candy if she knows? Nope. We've got the same problem, but KHS is our mom and we've been naughty (I swear if I get one dirty comment from this there's going to be hell to pay!). Therefore, we need 'em gone before someone else notices. To do that, we're doing this:
1) Mark them down $1,000,020 from $1,000,219.99 to $199.99
2) Give anyone who buys one a free U-Lock
3) Include 10 years of free tune-ups
4) ?
5) Profit!
Good plan! Damn Good Bikes on 10! 12345678910! D A M N G O O D B I K E S! Now.... BREAK!
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